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the Lime-L Richie

It's a key lime jello shot. Get over it.

Santas

Santa von Klause

Totally delicious, and a crowd pleasing strawberry chocolate, you could make these tomorrow!

You will need:

Strawberry Jello (we used D'gari*),

A little squeeze of chocolate sauce (optional, but we used it)

Chocolate flavored vodka/rum/liquor/whatever*

Red Food Coloring (optional)

A loaf pan

Sharp knife

White gel food coloring (I got ours at Fantes)+ a tooth pick applicator

Santa Cupcake Picks (I got these at Dino's), trim the picks so they aren't so long.

AREA 51

AREA 51

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Spiced Old City

On my way to work, I have the honor of breezing past America's most boring historic sites: Liberty Bell, something called Independence Hall, and several places Ben Franklin once, I don't know, mailed a letter or something. I feel bad for families of grouchy children being dragged from the (wasn't actually) Betsy Ross House to the Merchant Exchange-so I'm ready with suggestions for Federal-Era overdosed tourists.